I don't know about you, but I'm relieved to see that Honduras is on the front page or top story or whatever you call the first story on an Internet news source. It's not that I didn't like Micheal Jackson (how can you not love
Thriller? Even robots love
Thriller.) But aren't there more important things in the world going on?
I mean, the man hadn't made a decent album in decades. And he was bat shit crazy (see
proof from
Chris Leavins). But, still, he was a media spectacle, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
But look at this kick ass doll
my friend's mother found! (Further proof that you can't hate
Thriller.)

And don't worry Farrah Fawcett. I remembered you, at least.