Sunday, May 31, 2009

Terminator: Salvation

Would be so much better if they had a scene like this:

JOHN CONNOR: I can't make it! I think I have a tumor on my leg!
AHR-NOLD BOT: It is not a too-moor.

[Shit blows up around them.]

JOHN CONNOR: I don't know what to do now!
AHR-NOLD BOT: Go! Get to zee choppa!
JOHN CONNOR: I can't do this! I'm freaking out!
AHR-NOLD BOT: It's cool. Chill out. Let's kick some ice.

[AHR-NOLD BOT leaves.]

JOHN CONNOR: Wait. Where are you going?
AHR-NOLD BOT: I'll be back. It's Turbo Time!

So much better!

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