Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Reasons to Love Christopher Moore

From Coyote Blue:
"Never face heavily armed bikers without your wubby."

From Fool:
"Jeff? The bloody frog prince is called Jeff?...He took my princess and my monkey's name!"

From Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff: Christ's Childhood Pal:
"'I've got it. Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake.'
'...What are you going to give them?'
'A fruit basket.'
'You can't give the meek the whole earth and these guys a fruit basket.'"

And finally, from Christopher Moore's travels to France:

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